Now A Best Selling Author

I could have slapped my picture on the cover of a dictionary and whatnot but I guess I’ll give yall some real reading material, but only because my lawyers told me to.

Did you know children laugh 400 times a day but adults only manage 15 laughs? We don’t stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing.  Remember- life is funny!

In these books you’ll get some of my most ridiculous thoughts, insight and wisdom. From my Ten Commandments to relationship advice. My live tweets while watching E.T. for the first time, to growing up poor and whatnot. From pie charts to koala attacks. It’s medicine for your funny bone.

There’s oodles more where this came from so stay tuned!

Bulltwit … and Whatnot

Years ago I was considering joining Twitter and whatnot. I’d been a working comedian since the 1750s and I wasn’t sure why I’d give away jokes for free. I made the leap though, and I’m so glad I did. This has been an incredible journey, getting to share my most ridiculous thoughts with the click of a button, then see the reactions of so many. I have shared the love and I have felt the love. I thought I would document some of this wild ride in book form. Thank ya’ll so much for taking this ride with me. I hope you find some laughs all up in here. It truly is the best medicine. Oh, and there’s oodles of “bulltwit” where this came from, so stay tuned for more.

Bulltwit … and Whatnot

Years ago I was considering joining Twitter and whatnot. I’d been a working comedian since the 1750s and I wasn’t sure why I’d give away jokes for free. I made the leap though, and I’m so glad I did. This has been an incredible journey, getting to share my most ridiculous thoughts with the click of a button, then see the reactions of so many. I have shared the love and I have felt the love. I thought I would document some of this wild ride in book form. Thank ya’ll so much for taking this ride with me. I hope you find some laughs all up in here. It truly is the best medicine. Oh, and there’s oodles of “bulltwit” where this came from, so stay tuned for more.

It’s All Bulltwit and Whatnot

People don’t let politicians kiss your babies. Those lips have been on lobbyist asses for years now.

– George Wallace

Laff It Off!

Some people say that the stress of the “real world” is what stops the laughter from coming. When you grow up there are bills to pay. You’ve got to work a nine-to-five. You’ve got relationship troubles. But come on, people, you don’t think a kid deals with stuff too? There’s a bully on the playground, a math test the next day. Their teeth are falling out of their heads. Parents are yelling at ‘em to eat their broccoli. Kids have their own problems, but they still find a way to laugh their pint-sized behinds off. So why can’t adults have some fun? Does it all have to be so darned serious? Why can’t we find laughter in out lives? I believe we can.

Laff It Off!

Some people say that the stress of the “real world” is what stops the laughter from coming. When you grow up there are bills to pay. You’ve got to work a nine-to-five. You’ve got relationship troubles. But come on, people, you don’t think a kid deals with stuff too? There’s a bully on the playground, a math test the next day. Their teeth are falling out of their heads. Parents are yelling at ‘em to eat their broccoli. Kids have their own problems, but they still find a way to laugh their pint-sized behinds off. So why can’t adults have some fun? Does it all have to be so darned serious? Why can’t we find laughter in out lives? I believe we can.

It’s Time to “Laff it Off”!